RUSSIAN'S AND THERE VODKA!!

"The gold medal for Lies That Airlines Tell Passengers To Try And Brush Off Their Legitimate Complaints has to go to the Aeroflot representative who boarded the Boeing 767 during the argument between passengers and crew and announced to everyone that "it's not such a big deal if the pilot is drunk." According to passengers, he went on to say that "really, all [the pilot] has to do is press a button and the plane flies itself. . . . The worst that could happen is he'll trip over something in the cockpit."