BERLIN

Hello everyone.
I've just returned from berlin. one of the darkest places i've ever been in my life. i've decided to change my ways. it's pictures like the one below that are encouraging a change.
real life nazi thugs tried to set me on fire in a club. i switched it up on them by trying to set myself on fire first, which threw them a little.
On the upside, berlin is the most relaxed, friendly and liberal city i've ever been to and if you haven't been, i strongly advise a visit; just don't go with people who've shoved half a grands worth of narcotics up their Gary like i did...it can ruin a holiday