tirty tree and a turd
RESUME
GEORGE W. BUSH
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, DC 20520
EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE:
Law Enforcement:
I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver’s license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been ‘lost’ and is not available.
Military:
I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
College:
I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader..
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland,Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn’t find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida , and my father’s appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President of the United States, after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record.
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues.
I’m proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My ‘poorest millionaire,’ Condoleezza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President.
I am the all- time U.S. and world record -holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history, Enron.
My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision.
I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I changed the U.S. policy to allow convict ed criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any President in U.S. history.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States Government.
I’ve broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S.. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspector’s access to U.S. ‘prisoners of war’ detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US election).
I set the record for fewest numbers of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. Citizens and the world community.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in wartime.
In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I am supporting development of a nuclear ‘Tactical Bunker Buster,’ a WMD.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice.
RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father’s library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. I specified that my sealed documents will not be available for 50 years.
Thanks RS
IF YOU FANCY A OLD SKOOOL RAVE UP....................
Got to the RAINDANCE site to check it out and book tickets.
I'll be bussin some bassline goodness!
D-TIMES..............
Before Air max 1's, 90's, Huarache's, 180's, I wanted a pair of Pump's! The first trainer I pleaded with my mum for but never got! I was always jealous of the other kid's that were rockin them at school.
Well now the shoe is on the other foot so to speak, thanks to Mr Reebok!
PANCAKE SHMANCAKE...............
It's Shrove Tuesday today, Pancake Day...........
5th February 2008
The last day before Lent.......
Lent is a time of abstinence, of giving things up...... So Shrove Tueday is the last chance to indulge yourself, and to use up the foods that aren't allowed in Lent.........
I'm gonna smoke loads.
Pancakes are eaten on this day because they contain fat, butter and eggs which are forbidden during Lent......
The name Shrove comes from the old word "Shrive" which means to confess...... On Shrove Tuesday, in the middle ages, people used to confess their sins so that they were forgiven before the season of Lent began.......
There's nothing wrong with a bit of self discipline, but personally I like to eat pancakes whenever, tell me why I cant eat eggs again? yer whatever.
Lego monster...
A huge Lego toy has mysteriously appeared on Zandvoort beach in Holland. Nobody knows where it comes from...
Shepard Fairey: Obey Obama
This week, Democratic hopeful Barack Obama received a significant nod of approval from a popular cultural figure. Oh, and Teddy Kennedy said he liked him, too.
Shepard Fairey, planted his foot firmly in the Obama camp with the release of a limited edition print of the Senator...
creativity-online
TONIGHT..................
After Session And The Bear at Favela Chic, head down to Cargo for Aesop Rock who will be on stage straight after, we asked him to hold tight till we done our set, what a nice man.
After dropping one of the rap albums of the year in the shape of "None Shall Pass" in 2007, combined with doing a non-stop 40 date tour of America, Aesop Rock flys back over the Atlantic to demonstrate just why he's regarded as a shining constant in the world of leftfield hip hop.
IT'S SOLD OUT! But a limited number of tickets will be available for purchase on the door at 7pm tonight so get there early seeeeeeen.
WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING.................
"It does not seem to be true that work necessarily needs to be
unpleasant. It may always have to be hard, or at least harder than
doing nothing at all. But there is ample evidence that work can be
enjoyable, and that indeed, it is often the most enjoyable part of
life." -- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL..........
DIESEL WALL COMPETITION...
PAINTER DECORATIONS WANTED - CLICK THIS...
Are you a budding young decorator or artist? Are you ready to make your dreams come true? Close your eyes for a moment and read on… Apart from the money, what is the most important thing to you, the artist? Is it the chance for thousands of people everyday to be confronted with how clever you are, right in their faces, everyday? Is it the opportunity to display your artwork as big as physically possible, no matter what the concept or cost? Is it the possibility to express, educate, inspire, illuminate, and perhaps most importantly, seeyour name in text on the Diesel website? Just like past winners?, Chui Chi Tang, Tucker Hughes, Massimo Falsaci, Artemis Psathas?
Now imagine YOUR art… on a wall! That’s the opportunity we are offering with Diesel Wall. Your art could shine glorious hosanna, the king of kings on one of 4 giant Diesel walls in the following cities, Barcelona (Spain), Manchester (UK), New York (USA), and Zurich (Switzerland).
IS THIS WHERE IT'S GOING?..........
The launch of Blason, a new jewelry collection, by Louis Vuitton, Pharrell Williams and Camile Miceli, has received a huge amount of attention of late, with the collection expected to be available at LV Stores this spring, heres a look at the first commercial.
Who needs record sales when your selling jewelry, the music and Pharell's popularity are just a platform for one big advertising campaign, it's clever, and if it will get me a nice big house, let's collaborate!!!! Now taking calls..................
(The music is pretty good though)
Peace
Sesh
TRACKSIDES BLOOOOOOOD!
ECLECTIC DVD
An eclectic & hectic mix of train, tube and subway
graffiti. featuring the work of DWS, 42, MOAS, YRP, FE,
PERCH TEAM, STW, TSK, SFL, HDUE FROM LONDON AND BEYOND
SESSION AND THE BEAR...........
ANOTHER RARE CHANCE TO SEE THE URBAN MYTH/LEGEND THAT IS 'SESSION AND THE BEAR', KEEPING IT SIMPLE OF CORSE, AT THAT PLACE, YOU KNOW, TO DO WITH BRAZIL, YER, THAT ONE, ON THAT CORNER NEAR THAT TUBE STATION, OH YER, THAT ONE, SEE YOU THERE.
'S' IS FOR..............
THANKS TO SECOND SON FOR THE TEE'S, BOLD AND SIMPLE DESIGN'S, KEEP EM COMING, FOR ME IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DENIM THEY GOT ON THE BOIL..........
p.s. check my shit blog
http://earlygraveimages.blogspot.com/
until my website is finished i will be putting regular gay stuff on it
Stayed in tonight and retouched old flicks like a computer nerd. An old Natty
I don't like how far i went, but someone might
FUCK KANYE. This man Frank Bell is just about one of the best voices you'll hear at the moment....
watch out for this man... i'd like to suck him off
ESTELLE.........
SHE SOUNDS GOOD ON THIS TRACK, KANYE HAD TO WORM HIS WAY ONTO IT OF COURSE, PRODUCTION BY WILL.I.AM.
LISTEN HERE
DIAMOND SUPPLY Co...............
They've been hitting the collabs like no ones business of late, this one with Crooks & Castles is doin it for me.
C-R-A-Z-Y HORSES, WAAHHH, WAAHHH...............
Part of an outdoor campaign by Nike France to promote their store on the Champs Elysees in Paris. It’s called “Crazy Horse Dunk”.
Click it to see it BIG.
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